SECRETS THAT MADE KIRSTEN HAGLUND MISS AMERICA, 2008.

SECRETS THAT MADE KIRSTEN HAGLUND MISS AMERICA, 2008.

(© 19 March, 2012: Dr. V.M. Palaniappan)

If you are interested in knowing what made Kirsten Haglund Miss America, please read my interpretations.

If you want to read all about Kristen Haglund herself, and also see some of her nice photographs, please visit:

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/03/16/health/miss-america-haglund-anorexia/index.html?hpt=he_c1

You can read a report by Yasmin Khorram, CNN, dated March 16, 2012:

Miss America Kirsten Haglund opens up about her battle with anorexia

Kirsten Haglund was 19 when she became Miss America in 2008, one of the youngest beauty queens ever to win the national title. She used that platform to speak about.

Throughout her teenage, she ate extremely little food, for fear of overweight. This is considered a eating disorder, called Anorexia nervosa.

As I said earlier, you can visit the site to read more about her.

Over here, you can get to know as how she became a beauty queen, and that is through my own opinion.

MY OPINION / INTERPRETATION:

Please read, understand, recognize and remember the following scientific facts:

1. If a girl EATS VERY LITTLE FOOD ALL THE TIME, she would keep slim. No doubt about that. (HOWEVER, I CATEGORIZE THIS AS PSUEDO-SLIM, which can give rise to breast lump and obesity later in life.)

2. If THAT girl urinated liberally (e.g., more than 10 or 12 times daily), her chest would remaine flat and under-developed, giving an impression that she does not have any breast at all. She would not grow taller, and that would disqualify her from joining the Competition.

3. At the same time, if THE SAME girl under-urinated (e.g., just thrice daily), while keeping slim, she would develop very big, elegant-looking and attractive breasts. Such under-urination would also make the girl TALLER.

Along with these features, she would emit sweat-smell / body odour (and this can be felt only a few hours after a shower). Since such a girl would look very attractive, men smelling the body odour would begin to like it, for that is a Secondary Sex Character.

4. If you traced the physical appearances of ALL the beauty queens elected until now, without exception, all of them had BIG breasts, and all of them were SLIM and TALL. All of them must have emitted body odour as well.

5. Thus, it is almost certain that ALL the beauty queens must have been (a) eating very little food all the time, and (b) under-urinating for sure. 

6. Miss America 2008, Miss Kirsten Haglund has now declared publically that she had Anorexia nervosa - that made her eat only very little food. 

While eating less food, she must have consumed less water. This must have resulted in her under-urination habit.

Such a habit must have made her TALLER, and BIG-BREASTED, with a lot of attractive features.

That must have made ALL the judges to vote for her, and elect her as Miss America.

7. Since this girl has now revealed her Anorexia nervosa condition, people may not want to deny my findings, which I have reported in several of my publications, especially in my book “Sex Problems: Causes, Cure and Prevention”.

MORALE of the above findings:

If you wish to REMAIN SLIM, and if you wish to have BIG BREASTS, you should eat VERY LITTLE FOOD, and UNDER-URINATE.

While trying to do the above, you must remember that such activities can, in due course, give you BREAST LUMPS, CYSTS and FIBROIDS, for under-urination will allow excessive calcium accumulation within the body.

Any extra calcium intake will invariably give rise to lumps, cysts and fibroids in uterus, ovary (Polycystic Ovary), breast, or any other part of the body.  You should take this as a warning!

In my opinion, it would be better to maintain good health all the time, even if it means that the breasts are going to be mediocre or small-sized.

Well, friends, will talk to you later,

Dr. Palani, Ph.D.